It was nice when it rained. It reminded me of all sorts of nice smells. Like Cuticura powder.
Dadabulo's armchair needed repair. And some of the books in the library were full of silver ants. Oh no...Don Quixote too. Our favourite book.
The 42 year old record player still worked. Maybe it would sell well at some antique store. Maybe it wouldn't. I don't care. I'd keep it and listen to The Beatles, Carpenters and Cliff Richard. The only records that still worked. And Donny Osmond. But I never liked him much.
The 1975 Toyota had been sold off. It used to smell great. So did Dadabulo. Except when he came back from the hospital. There was this strong smell of disinfectant, which always made me pinch my nose. But then I grew used to it.
But that was a long time ago. Where was the box of cards, I wondered. The one he got from Sweden. The rich rosewood box, with the really worn out cards. Hours of Patience. And to think people called him impatient. Like me.
The pipes were there in the dressing table drawer. The rusted tobacco box safely held in it some my teeth, which had to be extracted at the dentists'. What a dirty clinic that was. What a waste to have brushed ten times before leaving. And then having Halls to keep my breath fresh. What a gentle doctor the dentist was though. With soft hands. It didn't hurt much. And I had my pride. Dadabulo was 100% certain I would not wail and cry like the twitchy little girl before me. I didn't even wince. And got rewarded with loads of ice cream.
He gave me my first bicycle. But it got stolen. It was red. And I remember crashing into hundreds of flower pots and falling on top of the bonnet of a moving car, while learning. What a day that was. I had sworn I'd never ride it again. But I did. And fell in love with a floppy red haired chap that I nicknamed Archie. Archie had a grey coloured scooter that refused to start in winter. And the poor boy would keep trying to warm up the engine while I stood in the verandah and stared at him lovesick. He was extremely scared of me. I think I was trying to grow my hair then.
I liked the Rollick man a lot. And nutty crunchy ice cream that Dadabulo bought for us. And the long walks with Snowy. It was so funny when Snowy farted. Dadabulo said it was a common problem with old men. But it was uproariously funny. I think sometimes Snowy seriously took offence when we giggled like that. What a photogenic dog he was. I remember crying non-stop for two whole days when he died. Dadabulo called up in the morning to tell me that, he didn't do a thing to the "stupid dog", as he liked to call him. Snowy just went to his favourite place under the Toyota in the garage and lay down to sleep. He never came out. I remember pulling him out of there on some Sundays when we tried to give him a bath. Right after the bath in the terrace, with a terrible hose pipe, he'd run down the stairs and hide under the car. He'd come out a little later covered in soot. "Stupid dog! Stupid dog!" Dadabulo would yell!
It was nice then. I didn't do much then. I'd sing and dance and act in plays. But no-one at school would know. "Rabindra sangeet? You know Bangla?"
I wasn't what I used to be then. The bright effervescent child at home. The shy, well-mannered girl at school.... Old wazzername?
Hand me a cigarette, willya? Don't you just love The Doors? Oh, so you play guitar as well? Aah, you know that poem by Eliot? No, no. Not Wasteland. Ash on an Old Man's Sleeve. No? But you must read it!
Stupid dog.
Monday, October 31, 2005
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Desert Sands
Where were you, when I walked on the lone desert sands all by myself? Yes…the moon was there. But it was still lonely as I wrapped its blanket of blue around my body. The wind played with my hair and fine grains of sand blew into my face. I licked my dry, cracking lips and swept back the hair that fell over my face. The three pyramids of Khufu, Khafre and Menkaura loomed over me, a silhouette against their gigantic presence. The Sphinx lay before Khafre…dedicated and loyal, the ironic smile wiped off from his face by a mysterious force. It saw me approach and cast me a wary look.
The sand seeped into the folds of my toes as my leather sandals sank into the blue sand. I shivered as I walked towards the tombs of the three royal wives.
Where are you now? I am sitting here all by myself, a thin shawl wrapped around my shoulders, shivering not in the cold, but in anticipation.
The stars are twinkling softly. The silence is fraught with a palpable tension. It is interrupted by the sudden wail of the desert sands. I am playing with the sand absently, letting it slip between my fingers and then grabbing a handful immediately. I am really tired. Really, really tired.
It is two in the morning. You are still not here. The watch on my wrist ticks on mercilessly. It clicks its intricately designed steel hands in disapproval. Do not wait any more; it tells me, you have waited long enough.
I hold the worn leather diary to my breast one last time. I weave through its yellowed pages once more. You promised. You promised you would come. I let the diary slip. It gets covered with a splattering of sand brought forward by a gust of wind.
I left without looking back. If only I had. Maybe I would have seen the second figure that cast its shadow on the pyramids. Maybe I would have seen his nimble, delicate fingers dusting away the thin layer of sand that covered the diary. Maybe I would have seen him pick it up and kiss its cover. Maybe I would have never let him walk away.
The sand seeped into the folds of my toes as my leather sandals sank into the blue sand. I shivered as I walked towards the tombs of the three royal wives.
Where are you now? I am sitting here all by myself, a thin shawl wrapped around my shoulders, shivering not in the cold, but in anticipation.
The stars are twinkling softly. The silence is fraught with a palpable tension. It is interrupted by the sudden wail of the desert sands. I am playing with the sand absently, letting it slip between my fingers and then grabbing a handful immediately. I am really tired. Really, really tired.
It is two in the morning. You are still not here. The watch on my wrist ticks on mercilessly. It clicks its intricately designed steel hands in disapproval. Do not wait any more; it tells me, you have waited long enough.
I hold the worn leather diary to my breast one last time. I weave through its yellowed pages once more. You promised. You promised you would come. I let the diary slip. It gets covered with a splattering of sand brought forward by a gust of wind.
I left without looking back. If only I had. Maybe I would have seen the second figure that cast its shadow on the pyramids. Maybe I would have seen his nimble, delicate fingers dusting away the thin layer of sand that covered the diary. Maybe I would have seen him pick it up and kiss its cover. Maybe I would have never let him walk away.
Thursday, October 06, 2005
New Blog
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It's more about me I guess.
It's more about me I guess.
Friday, September 16, 2005
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Friday, August 19, 2005
Blurry
You know sometimes how things are just perfect? When you don’t have a tooth-ache or head-ache or a finger-ache or a funny feeling in the stomach? When everything is just right? You do? Well…that’s strange…as far as I see it…there’s always something or the other…. A niggle at most. Anyway….the day I’m talking about…was an almost-perfect day. The weather actually, was rather perfect. For me, anyway. Dark grey clouds hovered over the earth. The zephyr was slowly transforming into something a little more sinister….unassumingly lifting skirts, blowing away hats and smacking fliers onto people’s faces. Two fat drops of rain plopped on to my face and the rest followed suit. Chaos all around me…peace within. Really, it was perfect. I could stay out longer, getting wet and all…but you know all that jazz about decorum et cetera. Besides, it’s more fun when there’s someone else to splash around with. All I could see around me were a bunch of boring drips.
Anyway, soaked through the skin, I finally took shelter – some sort of bus-stop. Don’t ask me which one… I never take buses. People looked at me funny. Don’t blame them. A wet girl in a transparent white shirt …entertainment in an otherwise dreary place like a bus-stop. But an Ursula Andress, I was not….so I guess the stares weren’t sustained. Oh well.
It was around that time – standing in a crowded bus-stop with a simply fascinating assortment of strangers – staring at the deserted streets – that I saw him…Blurry. That’s what he was. Blurry. A riot of colors weaving through disjointed strands of rain.
“Terrific, isn’t it?” he asked me, a perfect stranger. “Perfect”, I replied, a perfect stranger. “Where are you… right now?” he asked, shaking himself like a dog. “Scotland, I guess. Could be Norway, but I’m guessing Scotland”. “Wonderful”, he quipped. “ I’m in this place called Cavan – it’s a county in Ireland – not too far from Dublin. So I guess we aren’t too far apart”. “Considering how big this world is”, I said, “no, not at all”.
“Yes. That’s what I like about you. You still think the world is big. Isn’t it awful when someone says ‘it’s a small world after all’?” “Yes. They give no credit to poor ol’ world. For all its mysteries and secret shadowy crevasses”, I said munching on roasted corn. “Now you are being silly”, he said slurping on imaginary tea, “just plain old silly”. That put me off. Believe me, it did. Who was he to call me silly??...this…this….Clown!
Anyway, good for him he was never in one place, or one mood for that matter, for very long. Judging by his next question, I supposed he was in Africa. “Do you think”, he asked scratching his ear, “that you could ever eat a zebra?” “What sort of zebra?” I asked, groping for a punch line. “Well...” he said, “the usual…but if you want more…he’s about your size…not too tall, but you know, the sort who eats all day and everything…” I gaped at him angrily…damn, I needed a punch line.
“Can I have some of your corn? You are making a huge show of it you know? You might as well share”, he said changing the topic once again. “I’ll think about it”, I said smarting a little; after all he just compared me to a zebra that eats all day. “You obviously have no manners”, he said, the uncouth what-not. “It’s the company I keep”, I sniffed. “Your shirt is wet. So’s your hair”, said the observant fellow. “Really? I hadn’t noticed. Maybe because of the rain and everything”. “See, the thing is”, he said, finally taking away my corn cob, “I can see your scalp. Have you considered taking Paba? Para benzoic acid?” Ouch. “No”, I said, recovering only slightly, “but I’ve considered jumping off a building”. “How tall was it?” “About your size. Not too tall.” “Then it doesn’t qualify as a building.” “Whatever. I don’t feel like talking”, I said feeling disturbed.
So we both stopped talking for a while. Then along came a bus. 202 or something of that sort. “So, you want to come?” he asked, renewing old ties. “I don’t know where it’s going”, I said honestly. “Nowhere particular. Let’s go”, he said, tugging at my arm. So I went, because the bus went to ‘nowhere particular’…precisely my destination. We sat together. Surprise, surprise…like he was going to leave me. The bus was empty. Pretty much empty. I guess most people knew where they were going.
I sat at the window, but of course. I sit only by the windows. He didn’t complain. “Have you been in love?” he asked. What a cheesy question. “It’s none of your business”, I said, not caring much for the topic of conversation. I had seen perfectly fine gentlemen, in total control of themselves, being reduced to jelly, when it came to things like love. Just a mere conversation about it would make them seem silly. When they’d suddenly get sentimental and dreamy and talk about things ‘you won’t understand’. “I knew a girl once…” he began, and I sighed, hating him and despising him and getting bored of him. “She was a tarantula of some sort”. What? Oh no…not Dylan and all that now! “Hairy little poisonous thing. I loved her. She roamed about freely…not in a glass cage or anything. Always found something to nibble on. Till she found my toe. It’s all about the survival of the fittest right? So I took an encyclopedia I never read and squashed her before she could bite me. It was the cruelest thing I had to do…kill someone I loved”. It felt surreal…talking about a dead tarantula, who was a former love, on an empty bus that went to ‘nowhere particular’ on a stormy afternoon. “Was that metaphorical?” I asked, happy again. “No. Nothing between the lines”. “Good”. “But I lost someone”. “Don’t we all?” “Shut up”. Ouch. I should have been more sensitive and less pseudo-philosophical. “Sorry”, I said sincerely.
“You say that a lot don’t you?” he asked. “Even for other people…people I don’t know”, I replied. “I figured”. “I have been in love”, I said suddenly. He just looked out of the window, past me. But I went on. I knew he was listening. “He didn’t love me back. I don’t think he knew either. He went around with someone else. Happily married now, I believe”. “You're like my tarantula. I don't how it is connected to your story though. I'd just like to think you're my tarantula. Though you’re not particularly hairy. Paba is the only answer. Believe me. Paba”. And I laughed. For the first time in ages, I laughed. A laugh that came from some unknown abyss I hadn’t dared to explore.
Somehow I don’t remember the rest. It’s all blurry after that.
Anyway, soaked through the skin, I finally took shelter – some sort of bus-stop. Don’t ask me which one… I never take buses. People looked at me funny. Don’t blame them. A wet girl in a transparent white shirt …entertainment in an otherwise dreary place like a bus-stop. But an Ursula Andress, I was not….so I guess the stares weren’t sustained. Oh well.
It was around that time – standing in a crowded bus-stop with a simply fascinating assortment of strangers – staring at the deserted streets – that I saw him…Blurry. That’s what he was. Blurry. A riot of colors weaving through disjointed strands of rain.
“Terrific, isn’t it?” he asked me, a perfect stranger. “Perfect”, I replied, a perfect stranger. “Where are you… right now?” he asked, shaking himself like a dog. “Scotland, I guess. Could be Norway, but I’m guessing Scotland”. “Wonderful”, he quipped. “ I’m in this place called Cavan – it’s a county in Ireland – not too far from Dublin. So I guess we aren’t too far apart”. “Considering how big this world is”, I said, “no, not at all”.
“Yes. That’s what I like about you. You still think the world is big. Isn’t it awful when someone says ‘it’s a small world after all’?” “Yes. They give no credit to poor ol’ world. For all its mysteries and secret shadowy crevasses”, I said munching on roasted corn. “Now you are being silly”, he said slurping on imaginary tea, “just plain old silly”. That put me off. Believe me, it did. Who was he to call me silly??...this…this….Clown!
Anyway, good for him he was never in one place, or one mood for that matter, for very long. Judging by his next question, I supposed he was in Africa. “Do you think”, he asked scratching his ear, “that you could ever eat a zebra?” “What sort of zebra?” I asked, groping for a punch line. “Well...” he said, “the usual…but if you want more…he’s about your size…not too tall, but you know, the sort who eats all day and everything…” I gaped at him angrily…damn, I needed a punch line.
“Can I have some of your corn? You are making a huge show of it you know? You might as well share”, he said changing the topic once again. “I’ll think about it”, I said smarting a little; after all he just compared me to a zebra that eats all day. “You obviously have no manners”, he said, the uncouth what-not. “It’s the company I keep”, I sniffed. “Your shirt is wet. So’s your hair”, said the observant fellow. “Really? I hadn’t noticed. Maybe because of the rain and everything”. “See, the thing is”, he said, finally taking away my corn cob, “I can see your scalp. Have you considered taking Paba? Para benzoic acid?” Ouch. “No”, I said, recovering only slightly, “but I’ve considered jumping off a building”. “How tall was it?” “About your size. Not too tall.” “Then it doesn’t qualify as a building.” “Whatever. I don’t feel like talking”, I said feeling disturbed.
So we both stopped talking for a while. Then along came a bus. 202 or something of that sort. “So, you want to come?” he asked, renewing old ties. “I don’t know where it’s going”, I said honestly. “Nowhere particular. Let’s go”, he said, tugging at my arm. So I went, because the bus went to ‘nowhere particular’…precisely my destination. We sat together. Surprise, surprise…like he was going to leave me. The bus was empty. Pretty much empty. I guess most people knew where they were going.
I sat at the window, but of course. I sit only by the windows. He didn’t complain. “Have you been in love?” he asked. What a cheesy question. “It’s none of your business”, I said, not caring much for the topic of conversation. I had seen perfectly fine gentlemen, in total control of themselves, being reduced to jelly, when it came to things like love. Just a mere conversation about it would make them seem silly. When they’d suddenly get sentimental and dreamy and talk about things ‘you won’t understand’. “I knew a girl once…” he began, and I sighed, hating him and despising him and getting bored of him. “She was a tarantula of some sort”. What? Oh no…not Dylan and all that now! “Hairy little poisonous thing. I loved her. She roamed about freely…not in a glass cage or anything. Always found something to nibble on. Till she found my toe. It’s all about the survival of the fittest right? So I took an encyclopedia I never read and squashed her before she could bite me. It was the cruelest thing I had to do…kill someone I loved”. It felt surreal…talking about a dead tarantula, who was a former love, on an empty bus that went to ‘nowhere particular’ on a stormy afternoon. “Was that metaphorical?” I asked, happy again. “No. Nothing between the lines”. “Good”. “But I lost someone”. “Don’t we all?” “Shut up”. Ouch. I should have been more sensitive and less pseudo-philosophical. “Sorry”, I said sincerely.
“You say that a lot don’t you?” he asked. “Even for other people…people I don’t know”, I replied. “I figured”. “I have been in love”, I said suddenly. He just looked out of the window, past me. But I went on. I knew he was listening. “He didn’t love me back. I don’t think he knew either. He went around with someone else. Happily married now, I believe”. “You're like my tarantula. I don't how it is connected to your story though. I'd just like to think you're my tarantula. Though you’re not particularly hairy. Paba is the only answer. Believe me. Paba”. And I laughed. For the first time in ages, I laughed. A laugh that came from some unknown abyss I hadn’t dared to explore.
Somehow I don’t remember the rest. It’s all blurry after that.
Sunday, August 14, 2005
Friday, July 08, 2005
The Gift
It was godawful corny, if you have to know. A whole lot of sentimental slop. But he wrote it down for her, because he had no idea what she would like. Not that he didn’t think. Oh, he thought. And thought. And thought a little more. It had to make some sort of statement, you see. Something which said that, he was smart…and that even if he pretended that he didn’t care, he did. It had to have a bit of psychedelia and flower power…she liked all that sixties crap… and…well…it had to be a tinge sentimental…’cause whether she admitted or not, she was every bit the sentimentalist. Anyway…and there would be art work. Van Gogh or Dali…maybe Renoir…maybe even Ansel Adams…she was obsessing a bit about photography of late. So, you see…no-one could accuse him of being unobservant or uncaring. Its just that she wasn’t all that easy to figure out.
He didn’t think he could conquer her with his looks. He had always been a little funny looking. A tad too tall, limbs that went on forever, ears which stuck out at all the wrong angles, a nose that was too long for comfort, and eyes that were far too myopic. But everyone said he had a nice smile. If only he’d smile more often…
He was a clever ol’ fellow though. He knew his stuff. He wrote, read and composed with élan and sophistication…in the classroom, he was unbeatable. Outside…well…he got beaten a lot. So he stayed at home…with his paints, brushes and piano. Read a lot, smoked a lot and tried to establish himself as more of an intellectual, and less of a certified geek. It worked to an extent. It worked with her. Or maybe she saw him for exactly what he was…and still liked him. Either way…she was his. Quite an achievement, he thought.
He took his poor old struggling artist’s satchel bag and a big puff of his cigarette…and trotted off to meet his lady love. She…she was everything wonderful. At least to him, she was. She was an actress. Theatre of course. Pretty and witty. If only, if only, she could sit still. “Oh I don’t care much for all the post-modernist jazz”, she said smoking her zillionth cigarette. “But hey, it’s a living. Give me good ol’ melodrama any day…”…she said stirring her martini and pushing back a strand of her jet black hair. “I mean”, she continued, “its not that I have anything against Becket or Ibsen or anyone…its just that…you know…its all they can talk about…those…those snobs…I mean…do they even know what they are saying? They just love the fact that they are so damn smart…and believe me, they aren’t. They just mug up their lines really well…especially that scruffy arty guy. You know, the one…smoking weed all the time? And then there’s that Professor. He is such a sarcastic piece of shit. God, all I want to do is dissipate when I see him. He thinks he’s some sort of Oxford cream, but all he is, is a bitter old junkie. ”
He didn’t care much for her company. She was right…they were all arty snobs. But all very popular. He wondered what that would be like. But who cares. She was there. Smoking her menthols and sipping her martinis. Her short hair tousled carelessly, her innocuous dimples right there, her naughty twinkling eyes smiling at him. Life was good.“Uh…so…you wanna see it, or what?”, he said…his heart pounding a little for some reason. “Ooh! Yes! The present! I’m so sorry dear…its just that I’ve been having the most disastrous day…with that guy putting me down all the time…and the shoes so awfully tight…I just…oh well…never mind. Let’s see what you’ve got.” She started unwrapping the old brown paper which held her birthday present and card…letter…both. Anyway, “You’re really something, you know”, she said while tearing at the paper with impatience, “really something. Thank you. For whatever it is. I love you for the thought and all. Even if it sounds corny. Or rude. Or both”. At last she opened it. The poem was on top, in his scrawly handwriting. The Peanuts collection beneath that (“Snoopy!” she exclaimed), and the collage…Van Gogh, Dali, Renoir, Adams…the lot…and he had to admit himself, it looked pretty darned good. She was grinning ear to ear…her dimples conspicuous as ever…his heart still beating a little faster than usual. “Well?”
“They went ahead and did so many things
She read from the paper. Smiled again and looked out of the window of the café in which they were sitting. “I like it”, she breathed. And smiled again, her eyes far away. “Is something wrong?” he asked. She shook her head in disagreement and kissed him on his cheek tenderly. “Thank you. Really, thank you”. He smiled this time. “Glad you liked it”. She nodded, her eyes still wistful and melancholy, the smile plastered on her face. He felt a bit unsettled. She stopped fidgeting with her stirrer, and stubbed out her cigarette. “I have to go”, she said abruptly. “But why?” he asked, colouring a little. “We just met!” But she was already getting up and nodding absently. He grabbed her arm and looked into her eyes. He saw fear. And he let go, puzzled beyond belief. “What happened? Just tell me once…is it something I said? Wrote? I mean, come on! We’re supposed to be happy today! It’s your birthday and everything. Did that guy piss you off? Should I…” “I –I have to go”, she cut him off. And he stood there speechless, as he saw her walk out of the café, her hips swinging sweetly from side to side.
He didn’t think he could conquer her with his looks. He had always been a little funny looking. A tad too tall, limbs that went on forever, ears which stuck out at all the wrong angles, a nose that was too long for comfort, and eyes that were far too myopic. But everyone said he had a nice smile. If only he’d smile more often…
He was a clever ol’ fellow though. He knew his stuff. He wrote, read and composed with élan and sophistication…in the classroom, he was unbeatable. Outside…well…he got beaten a lot. So he stayed at home…with his paints, brushes and piano. Read a lot, smoked a lot and tried to establish himself as more of an intellectual, and less of a certified geek. It worked to an extent. It worked with her. Or maybe she saw him for exactly what he was…and still liked him. Either way…she was his. Quite an achievement, he thought.
He took his poor old struggling artist’s satchel bag and a big puff of his cigarette…and trotted off to meet his lady love. She…she was everything wonderful. At least to him, she was. She was an actress. Theatre of course. Pretty and witty. If only, if only, she could sit still. “Oh I don’t care much for all the post-modernist jazz”, she said smoking her zillionth cigarette. “But hey, it’s a living. Give me good ol’ melodrama any day…”…she said stirring her martini and pushing back a strand of her jet black hair. “I mean”, she continued, “its not that I have anything against Becket or Ibsen or anyone…its just that…you know…its all they can talk about…those…those snobs…I mean…do they even know what they are saying? They just love the fact that they are so damn smart…and believe me, they aren’t. They just mug up their lines really well…especially that scruffy arty guy. You know, the one…smoking weed all the time? And then there’s that Professor. He is such a sarcastic piece of shit. God, all I want to do is dissipate when I see him. He thinks he’s some sort of Oxford cream, but all he is, is a bitter old junkie. ”
He didn’t care much for her company. She was right…they were all arty snobs. But all very popular. He wondered what that would be like. But who cares. She was there. Smoking her menthols and sipping her martinis. Her short hair tousled carelessly, her innocuous dimples right there, her naughty twinkling eyes smiling at him. Life was good.“Uh…so…you wanna see it, or what?”, he said…his heart pounding a little for some reason. “Ooh! Yes! The present! I’m so sorry dear…its just that I’ve been having the most disastrous day…with that guy putting me down all the time…and the shoes so awfully tight…I just…oh well…never mind. Let’s see what you’ve got.” She started unwrapping the old brown paper which held her birthday present and card…letter…both. Anyway, “You’re really something, you know”, she said while tearing at the paper with impatience, “really something. Thank you. For whatever it is. I love you for the thought and all. Even if it sounds corny. Or rude. Or both”. At last she opened it. The poem was on top, in his scrawly handwriting. The Peanuts collection beneath that (“Snoopy!” she exclaimed), and the collage…Van Gogh, Dali, Renoir, Adams…the lot…and he had to admit himself, it looked pretty darned good. She was grinning ear to ear…her dimples conspicuous as ever…his heart still beating a little faster than usual. “Well?”
“They went ahead and did so many things
We escaped and sank deeper into sin...
The motley van had left without us,
Forty years had passed,
We discovered ourselves in a broken bus.”
She read from the paper. Smiled again and looked out of the window of the café in which they were sitting. “I like it”, she breathed. And smiled again, her eyes far away. “Is something wrong?” he asked. She shook her head in disagreement and kissed him on his cheek tenderly. “Thank you. Really, thank you”. He smiled this time. “Glad you liked it”. She nodded, her eyes still wistful and melancholy, the smile plastered on her face. He felt a bit unsettled. She stopped fidgeting with her stirrer, and stubbed out her cigarette. “I have to go”, she said abruptly. “But why?” he asked, colouring a little. “We just met!” But she was already getting up and nodding absently. He grabbed her arm and looked into her eyes. He saw fear. And he let go, puzzled beyond belief. “What happened? Just tell me once…is it something I said? Wrote? I mean, come on! We’re supposed to be happy today! It’s your birthday and everything. Did that guy piss you off? Should I…” “I –I have to go”, she cut him off. And he stood there speechless, as he saw her walk out of the café, her hips swinging sweetly from side to side.
Sunday, May 29, 2005
Bonnie and Clyde : Revisited
Bonnie said to Clyde one day…
“It was summer when we met.
Just one of those days you can’t forget.
Honest, upright and clean –
The nicest man I’d ever seen…
They changed you, didn’t they Clyde?
I’m happy as we are,
In our little getaway car.
The dusty trails we go on,
The bloody trails we leave behind…
Did I tell you that, red is my favourite colour?
What good would we have been
In cotton fields and gas stations?
No millions could we steal
In a world devoid of imagination.
Load your gun, I’ll wear my hat
And we will leave a mark.
No longer will we be wallflowers
Fading in the dark.”
A day later they both got caught.
Gunned and gory, their corpses were brought.
“Don’t bring me to the funeral parlour.
Bring me home” Bonnie had told her mother.
We were aboard that car
Eight decades too late, so what?
We also sang them songs
Of our freedom and our love.
They went ahead and did so many things.
We escaped and sank deeper into sin.
The motley van had left without us,
Eighty years had passed…
We discovered ourselves in a broken bus.
“It was summer when we met.
Just one of those days you can’t forget.
Honest, upright and clean –
The nicest man I’d ever seen…
They changed you, didn’t they Clyde?
I’m happy as we are,
In our little getaway car.
The dusty trails we go on,
The bloody trails we leave behind…
Did I tell you that, red is my favourite colour?
What good would we have been
In cotton fields and gas stations?
No millions could we steal
In a world devoid of imagination.
Load your gun, I’ll wear my hat
And we will leave a mark.
No longer will we be wallflowers
Fading in the dark.”
A day later they both got caught.
Gunned and gory, their corpses were brought.
“Don’t bring me to the funeral parlour.
Bring me home” Bonnie had told her mother.
We were aboard that car
Eight decades too late, so what?
We also sang them songs
Of our freedom and our love.
They went ahead and did so many things.
We escaped and sank deeper into sin.
The motley van had left without us,
Eighty years had passed…
We discovered ourselves in a broken bus.
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Just an uh-uhmm moment
I’m sitting here, waiting for a long distance call. Or a secret smile maybe…a look…some form of contact…. I’ve been waiting for quite a while.It would be unfair to call myself lonely…unfair because…I have everything…I am lonely, not because I am alone….just dissatisfied I guess….I don’t know why really….I’d rather not delve into too many philosophical thoughts. Okay, forget that I’m lonely. I am not.
You see, sometimes I feel as if I’m this really deep, philosophical person…but I’m not, to be honest with you. I am a cheap materialist…I am happy with “things”, so to speak. I am also…very self-absorbed. I like thinking only about myself. I am not a very interesting person in the eyes of other people though. ‘Boring’, is the word I’m looking for. But I wish they could see more than what they saw…I wish I could let them enter my imaginary world….now that, is interesting…really, it is. I wish I could tell a person, who thought I was really boring, ‘hop aboard…see what it is really like.’ But then I’d hesitate…I’m not too sure….will he really like it? Is it really that good? I’m never too sure about anything. Do something…if you ever meet me….don’t ask me about the weather…’cause I won’t be sure about that either.
Hey, you know what I really like? I like roller coasters. All sorts of roller coasters. I like the way you move so fast, that you don’t know where you’re going to be next….but at the same time, you’re tied up so securely, you know you’ll never fall…it’s the happiest, most exhilarating feeling of all. I wish I owned all the roller coasters in the world, and never had to queue up when I wanted to ride them. I’d feel the wind in my face, that light feeling in my gut, the fast beat of my heart against my rib cage, the adrenaline rush…I swear, I would never tire of it.Know what I don’t like? I don’t like it when people say “Life is like a roller coaster ride”…meaning, life has its ups and downs. And the people who say it, some of them, man, they haven’t even been on a roller coaster ….it just gets me mad. I know there is no sound logic behind my anger…but I just hate phrases like that. As if people know everything about life by the time they are twenty-six. I think, the only time people should talk about life, and huge philosophical theories, is when they are just about to die…when they have seen as much as they could….I mean no-one ever sees everything…even if he lives to be a hundred and twenty six. Why, some people who see me everyday, haven’t seen me at all. See what I’m getting at?
Any-way. I’ll let you in on a secret. My biggest fear. People. If there’s one thing that I’m really, really scared of, its people. It’s not easy being a human being, I tell you. I’d much rather be stuck in Siberia with a hungry polar bear for company. But I know what you’re thinking. Why would I look for any form of contact, if I were scared of people? Umm…I’m not sure. I guess isolation is not good for me. If you noticed, I had a polar bear with me in Siberia. I need someone. Always. Real, or imaginary. I need. I’m a needy, needy being. And I’m human too…a baffling structure of contradictions, lies, arteries and veins. Also, scary. Yeah…I scare me. Did I tell you I hate mirrors? I hate mirrors. Man, I hate them. I also hate cold, dark rooms…cold, dark rooms are also like mirrors….you get to see inside yourself when you’re in a cold dark room. And that can be…scary. But I have to admit…I enjoy the fear once in a while. You didn’t think fear could be enjoyed did you? But it can be. Honestly, it can.
You see, sometimes I feel as if I’m this really deep, philosophical person…but I’m not, to be honest with you. I am a cheap materialist…I am happy with “things”, so to speak. I am also…very self-absorbed. I like thinking only about myself. I am not a very interesting person in the eyes of other people though. ‘Boring’, is the word I’m looking for. But I wish they could see more than what they saw…I wish I could let them enter my imaginary world….now that, is interesting…really, it is. I wish I could tell a person, who thought I was really boring, ‘hop aboard…see what it is really like.’ But then I’d hesitate…I’m not too sure….will he really like it? Is it really that good? I’m never too sure about anything. Do something…if you ever meet me….don’t ask me about the weather…’cause I won’t be sure about that either.
Hey, you know what I really like? I like roller coasters. All sorts of roller coasters. I like the way you move so fast, that you don’t know where you’re going to be next….but at the same time, you’re tied up so securely, you know you’ll never fall…it’s the happiest, most exhilarating feeling of all. I wish I owned all the roller coasters in the world, and never had to queue up when I wanted to ride them. I’d feel the wind in my face, that light feeling in my gut, the fast beat of my heart against my rib cage, the adrenaline rush…I swear, I would never tire of it.Know what I don’t like? I don’t like it when people say “Life is like a roller coaster ride”…meaning, life has its ups and downs. And the people who say it, some of them, man, they haven’t even been on a roller coaster ….it just gets me mad. I know there is no sound logic behind my anger…but I just hate phrases like that. As if people know everything about life by the time they are twenty-six. I think, the only time people should talk about life, and huge philosophical theories, is when they are just about to die…when they have seen as much as they could….I mean no-one ever sees everything…even if he lives to be a hundred and twenty six. Why, some people who see me everyday, haven’t seen me at all. See what I’m getting at?
Any-way. I’ll let you in on a secret. My biggest fear. People. If there’s one thing that I’m really, really scared of, its people. It’s not easy being a human being, I tell you. I’d much rather be stuck in Siberia with a hungry polar bear for company. But I know what you’re thinking. Why would I look for any form of contact, if I were scared of people? Umm…I’m not sure. I guess isolation is not good for me. If you noticed, I had a polar bear with me in Siberia. I need someone. Always. Real, or imaginary. I need. I’m a needy, needy being. And I’m human too…a baffling structure of contradictions, lies, arteries and veins. Also, scary. Yeah…I scare me. Did I tell you I hate mirrors? I hate mirrors. Man, I hate them. I also hate cold, dark rooms…cold, dark rooms are also like mirrors….you get to see inside yourself when you’re in a cold dark room. And that can be…scary. But I have to admit…I enjoy the fear once in a while. You didn’t think fear could be enjoyed did you? But it can be. Honestly, it can.
Sunday, April 10, 2005
Moose-Head Stew
One day Waganuk just went crazy. I don’t really know what happened but it was sometime after 25 minutes past 11 at night, that all the pandemonium began. He put on all the clothes he ever had and declared he was going to Hell. ‘It’s going to be hot in there’ we said, but he just ignored us and went on tinkering with all the paraphernalia he ever owned. He stuffed in the important things like his ‘1001 bed time stories’ book, garden scissors and half-eaten sandwiches in a big yellow portable mini taxi and said ‘So long folks’, and trotted off into the moon.
We sat around in shock and dismay for a while and then remembered that we had to cook moose-head stew for Muchopick, who was suffering from a terrible cold. It wasn’t easy cooking moose-head stew, because catching a moose is always a problem. The moose, you see, is not really that stupid, contrary to popular belief. And they are, indeed, unbelievably strong. It hides for days, as it can survive on very little food and keeps us waiting in the freezing cold. Then, when we are weak from cold and hunger, so weak that we cannot even raise our eyebrows , he waltzes past and flashes us a dirty smile, and we cannot do a thing about it. Maybe it isn’t that the moose is suddenly smart…maybe it’s just us who have become dumber by the day.
‘How will he go?’ asked Snubbabub, after we finished tending Muchopick. ‘Three miles south…seventh door to the right’ said wise old Retipop, who claimed that he had been to Hell once before. Wise as he maybe, we all thought he was senile. But turns out he wasn’t far from the truth. It was five miles south, and indeed, the seventh door to the right’. Waganuk wrote to us in a few days with a return address.
He said he was fine, and we were right about the weather. But if you could sell a couple of souls to the Devil, he gave you a raise, and you could cool off at Siberia. Siberia reminded him of home, and he missed us all very much. That was all.
Biggina, who was his special friend, said that she’d go and meet him just once. After all, five miles couldn’t be that big a deal. But everyone, including Retipop warned her against it. ‘Besides, Biggina, he’d be in Siberia, and that’s further than Hell.’ She blew her nose for ten whole minutes and said ‘okay’ finally. No-one just goes to Hell like that. ‘Waganuk did’, corrected Biggina, but didn’t comment any further.
Life went on where we lived. Since Waganuk, ten more people went to Hell on their own accord. A much recovered Muchopick thought that, Waganuk was probably using his sales tactics on the poor folks living here. He had always been a bit of a charmer. But we never really knew. Those who remained, busied themselves with catching moose, and many died in the process. Retopick said those who died also went to Hell, so a month later, moose-hunting was banned. Everyone died of starvation in the next forty days, and here I am….the only one left to tell you this story. I’ll get back to you if I am alive, or have anything more to say about the nothingness that surrounds me. So long.
We sat around in shock and dismay for a while and then remembered that we had to cook moose-head stew for Muchopick, who was suffering from a terrible cold. It wasn’t easy cooking moose-head stew, because catching a moose is always a problem. The moose, you see, is not really that stupid, contrary to popular belief. And they are, indeed, unbelievably strong. It hides for days, as it can survive on very little food and keeps us waiting in the freezing cold. Then, when we are weak from cold and hunger, so weak that we cannot even raise our eyebrows , he waltzes past and flashes us a dirty smile, and we cannot do a thing about it. Maybe it isn’t that the moose is suddenly smart…maybe it’s just us who have become dumber by the day.
‘How will he go?’ asked Snubbabub, after we finished tending Muchopick. ‘Three miles south…seventh door to the right’ said wise old Retipop, who claimed that he had been to Hell once before. Wise as he maybe, we all thought he was senile. But turns out he wasn’t far from the truth. It was five miles south, and indeed, the seventh door to the right’. Waganuk wrote to us in a few days with a return address.
He said he was fine, and we were right about the weather. But if you could sell a couple of souls to the Devil, he gave you a raise, and you could cool off at Siberia. Siberia reminded him of home, and he missed us all very much. That was all.
Biggina, who was his special friend, said that she’d go and meet him just once. After all, five miles couldn’t be that big a deal. But everyone, including Retipop warned her against it. ‘Besides, Biggina, he’d be in Siberia, and that’s further than Hell.’ She blew her nose for ten whole minutes and said ‘okay’ finally. No-one just goes to Hell like that. ‘Waganuk did’, corrected Biggina, but didn’t comment any further.
Life went on where we lived. Since Waganuk, ten more people went to Hell on their own accord. A much recovered Muchopick thought that, Waganuk was probably using his sales tactics on the poor folks living here. He had always been a bit of a charmer. But we never really knew. Those who remained, busied themselves with catching moose, and many died in the process. Retopick said those who died also went to Hell, so a month later, moose-hunting was banned. Everyone died of starvation in the next forty days, and here I am….the only one left to tell you this story. I’ll get back to you if I am alive, or have anything more to say about the nothingness that surrounds me. So long.
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